Ratchet and Sinro 5: The
case of the mysterious person
Chapter 1: The strange day out
On
another peaceful Tuesday morning Sinro was sleeping in his comfy, wooden-frame
bed. He was a ten-year old water dragon who was as tall as two suitcases with a
handbag on top. He was woken up by the air horn in Ratchet’s room. Yes, it was
that loud.
“Hey
Ratchet! Y’mind turning the air-horn off? Oh wait, Ratchet told me he’s gone
out with his friend” asked Sinro rising out of the bed, “It’s time to do
something silly outside”. Sinro ran to the kitchen and made some honey on toast
and ate it as he ran outside. As he was running he didn’t even bother to use
the ladder and slid down the hill; he tumbled on the hill and landed on his
face like an idiot.
“Don’t
worry I’m fine” yelled Sinro as he quickly got up. Sinro ran to the beach as
fast as a bolt of lightning. He wanted to rest at a nearby deck chair but he
was too energetic for that
“I’m
gonna go surfing instead. I don’t even need a surfboard!” yelled Sinro to
himself as he ran like a true sportsman and magically summoned a wave to ‘surf
on’. He was surfing for a long way, enjoying the nice sight of the crystal blue
sky.
“It's
nice out her-” Sinro stopped mid-sentence as a big green fish with menacing red
eyes approached him, Sinro quickly jumped out of the way and dived. All the
sudden Ratchet fell from the sky like a meteor and smacked the fish into the
sea like a javelin hitting its target right on the spot. Ratchet was screaming
like a meteor when it makes a loud sound, as he fell into the water.
“Ratchet!!
NOOOO!” yelled Sinro as he was worried. Ratchet arose out of the water as he
saw Sinro in shock.
“SINRO?!”
asked Loki with a worried face,” What are you doing here? It’s
not safe to go out in the sea!”
“Sorry
I must have been going too extreme!” replied Sinro as he offered to ratchet a
ride,”Hop on”
The
two friends went back to the beach.
“We’re
back home! YAY!” yelled Ratchet in a cheerful manner as that big fish came out
of the blue (literally) like a bomb and ate Ratchet as well as make a big hole
in the beach.
“I’ll
save you Ratchet!” yelled Sinro as he jumped into the hole. He was falling like
a metal ball being chucked from a cannon. Sinro yelled “I’m gonna save you!” as
he fell. He landed into the dirty sewer water. Sinro was in the grey dank
sewer.
“Really?”
asked Sinro as he smelt the putrid air in the sewers, “Yuck! This smells! I’m
not surprised if this is the smell of Ratchet’s peachy beef burgers he eats”
Sinro
dived into the water, he swam further in hopes of finding Ratchet. Suddenly he
saw.
“Oh
no! Not you again” Sinro cried in horror as he saw the beast that he previously
saw in the sea.
“I
will kill you by DR.CRUELS ORDERS!” yelled the beast as Sinro quickly swam up,
“HEY COME BACK OR I’LL EAT YOU NEXT”
Sinro
gasped (even though he saw the fish clearly eat his best friend) “RATCHET IS IN
YOU?!”
“DIE”
the beast yelled as he charged towards Sinro. Sinro dodged.
“GRR!
I MISSED” screeched the beast.
Sinro quickly swung his tail and double
smacked the beast in the face. The beast smacked Sinro very hard with its tail.
Sinro was flung to the stone bricks ‘unconscious’.
“Hmm?
Ow OW OWWWW!” screeched the beast in agony as it blew up and turned back into a
fish, “Yay I am free!” the fish swam happily away.
Ratchet
fell on to the same stone bricks as Sinro.
“Wow
that wasn’t so hard was it?” smiled Ratchet as he was proud of getting out of
the beast’s stomach. He immediately saw the collapsed Sinro, there was silence
for a while.
“Get
up. You didn’t faint”, moaned Ratchet impatiently. Sinro got up. A pale skinned
teenager with spikey black hair appeared. He was Ratchet’s friend he spent time
with while Sinro was asleep.
“Hi
Ratchet and Sinro” said the person.
“Hanks?
What are you doing here? I thought you were at your home!” asked Ratchet
curiously thinking about that party he spent all night having with Hanks, like
the ... beer... video games... potato chips ... etc.
“I
was dungeon crawlin' as usual, fighting orcs!” replied Hanks as he yelled his
catchphrase, “Beers and Swords united!”
“Do
you know a way out of here?” asked Ratchet.
“Indeed!
Come with me to my house both of you!” replied Hanks. He led the way out of the
sewers. Later in a city...
“Nice
of Hanks to get us out of here eh Sinro?” asked Ratchet.
“I
hope he made lots of Broccoli” replied Sinro.
“I
don’t think he did...” replied Ratchet.
“Sorry
I’m hungry” replied Sinro.
“Let’s
go home and eat!” replied Ratchet as he and Sinro ran out of the city.
A
man appeared out of one of the buildings from behind as he saw a muscular pig
person. He was Ratchet and Sinro’s enemy:
Dr.Cruel!
“General
Pork sausage! I’m glad you’ve arrived after I called you!” he yelled.
“Of
course! Oink! Oink! SQUEEALL! Wat do you expect? I'm a flippin’ general piggy!”
snorted the pig.
“Listen
up! Ratchet and Sinro have been messing up my plan!” yelled Dr.Cruel.
“Oink!
Wait Ratchet and Sinro Are FREINDS. Oink! I thought our old master told us that
there was a dragon and some kind of squirrel that would kill each other!
SQQQUUEEEALLL!” yelled Sausage.
“Seriously,
who is your old master?” asked Dr.Cruel.
“Oink!
He travelled some other dimension SQUEAL! I have no idea where he is ... In a
black hole?” replied Sausage.
“Oh
ok! Let’s team up to defeat Ratchet and Sinro!” yelled Dr.Cruel with pride.
“Alright!
Deal is a - Oink! Deal! I’m going to tell the other pig-men that they are the
best and get their strongest mutants!” replied Sausage. A familiar tune could
be heard.
“Oink!
Oh my becoh (their way of saying bacon) sauce-er is waiting for me!” yelled Sausage.
“Can
I come?” asked Dr.Cruel.
“Sure
and we’re gonna have some nice pork chops and chips! Oink!” replied Sausage
rubbing its fat stomach.
“HAHAHHAHAHAH-
COUGH” coughed Dr.Cruel as he jumped on the plane.
“Seriously
improve your laugh! Oink, Oink, SQQQQUUUUEEEALLLL!!” yelled Sausage giggling at
Dr.Cruel’s laughter.
The
saucer flew away into the clouds. In the saucer Dr.Carl was looking at the
design of the pink-walled ship’s interior, which he was quite impressed by: the
comfortable carpet floor, the smell of crispy, juicy bacon with the greasy
sauce, the nicely-put operation system and the nice view of the clouds. One of
the pig-men commented on how nice the bacon chips were. A pink rabbit-looking
creature was driving the ship, there was a name tag on its back saying “Nark”.
“Dr.Cruel
this is the becoh sauces- I mean saucer!” introduced Sausage feeling hungry.
“Hmm...
Looks kinda nice, but less on the pink buddy” replied Dr.Cruel.
“It’s
supposed to represent bacon” replied one of the pig men.
“Ok!”
said Dr.Cruel.
“Hey...
you look a bit like our old chief” asked another pig man.
“Who
is he? Why are you bringing up your former masters?” asked Dr.Cruel.
“He
was a cruel man who eats a lot of bananas and somehow disappeared” replied
Sausage.
“Ok!”
replied Dr.Carl uninterested.
“By
the way the new king of the pig-men is,” said one of the pig-men as he showed
the king’s name which is S****.
“Why
is it censored?” asked Dr.Cruel.
“He
is too powerful for some reason” replied Sausage.
“Oh
ok” replied Dr.Cruel with somewhat more interest.
Chapter 2 the reveal of the mysterious
person
Meanwhile
not too far from a castle...
“Sinro?”
asked Ratchet looking behind to see if Sinro was on track. Sinro was busy
eating a tree.
“Sorry!
I got distracted by that tree there” replied Sinro as he licked his lips and
added “Man was that tree delicious.”
“Let’s
get going before you eat any more trees” replied Ratchet trying to put on a
smile. A pale brown haired girl ran past them.
“Who
was that?” asked Ratchet shocked.
“I
don’t know...” replied Sinro, “She must have been going somewhere.”
Sinro
looked at the ground and saw a shiny gold object in the shape of the pendant.
“Wait
I see something from the ground! It's a pendant!” yelled Sinro as he proceeded
to pick it up, “She must have dropped it!”
“No
time to loose let’s find her!” yelled Ratchet as he and Sinro scurried where
that lady was. She was seen running into the castle’s interiors and the two
followed her. The ship that Dr.Cruel was on arrived nearby. Within a second she
was nowhere to be seen. Ratchet and Sinro walked around the dusty castle, they
saw a picture which looked a lot like the girl they saw.
“This
must be her home eh?” asked Sinro.
“Yeah.”
Replied Ratchet as he saw a skeleton behind him. The skeleton had a purple ball
of energy in his eyes; it certainly looked like it didn’t want the two of them
alive. The skeleton threw a punch at Ratchet and he got hit. Sinro kicked the
Skeleton in the back. The skeleton rattled its bones to call a nearby ghost
that then chased Sinro.
“AHHHHH
RATCHET IM SCARED OF GHOSTS!!” yelled Sinro as he accidentally ran into the
skeleton and it became nothing more than a bunch of bones and a skull.
Ratchet
breathed fire at the Ghost and it fizzed away.
“Tch...
timewasters” sulked Ratchet, “They do nothing to advance this strange case...”
Ratchet
and Sinro quickly ran upstairs as he saw the girl teleporting to the area they
were at and ran into another room. Ratchet and Sinro ran after her. Ratchet
entered the room first and a shot of lighting came at him which he dodged.
“H-hey
who are you?” she asked. She was a woman who had long brown hair and pale skin
and wore a white blouse with a purple vest over it with a skirt.
“I’m
Ratchet” replied Ratchet as he remembered her, “Zelka?”
Memories
were flooding back... He remembers going out with her at one point with Sinro,
fought Dr.Cruel’s tanks with her and Ratchet having some feelings for her.
“Oh
wait, you were the one I spent my childhood with!” replied Zelka, “And you
helped me defeat Dr.Cruel’s tanks.”
“I
remember too!” replied Sinro, “I was very young back then”
“That’s
true” replied Ratchet as he asked Sinro for the pendant, “Well we came here to
give you this... erm... princess!”
“Oh
thank you! How could I ever repay you?” replied Zelka as she hugged Ratchet,
“This is the pendant my mother gave me when I was young.”
“Well
then just out of curiosity, w-why are you here” replied Ratchet as he blushed
as he hugged her harder.
“Me?
Well I’m just going here to see my past! It’s a nice castle no?” replied Zelka
smiling at Ratchet, “It belongs to my family.”
“Shall
we get going?” asked Ratchet as his heart beat even harder.
“Why
not?” replied Zelka. The three exited the room and went to a nearby café, then
ate a nice meal. Meanwhile outside of the castle...
“My
goodness... where are these two!?” asked Dr.Cruel as he walked around the
castle, “Y’know I’ve been searching this place for an hour! I’m getting sick
and tired of all this bad guy business, let’s wrap up and go somewhere – any
suggestions”
“Sure”
replied Sausage, “Why don’t we go to the bar? I know a great Spanish bar that
sells great drinks! I’ll buy us a round of champagnes – heck, I’LL BUY YOU THE
WHOLE DANG BAR!”
Both
laughed and went back to the saucer and flew to a bar....
What?
You think there would be more? You think Ratchet, Sinro and Okami would go on
some epic adventure and stop Dr.Cruel?
Nah...
Screw it... just slap an anti-climactic ending on the story.
I’ve
got nothing for you I’m afraid.
Happy April fools 2018!
Fun
facts:
- I wrote this thing back in 2016
when Evermoral was still being written. I left it for nearly 2 years, and
came back to it in early 2018 and finished it off.
- A lot of this is based on an old
scratch project of mine, (Sinro stories ep 1-5) which were ironically not
nessacarily meant to be the 5th instalment to the Ratchet and
Sinro series. They were dated from around 2013-4 (around the time I was
working on the 4th book), they were basically just ideas which
I decided to use at the time I started writing this. Sinro stories was
merely a spin off series that I just decided to make for whatever reason.
- I scraped off any ideas I could
find (that existed before I canned Ratchet and Sinro), and just assembled
them into this story. And yes I did intend a relationship with Ratchet and
Zelka to happen as you can see in this story. Don’t take this as an
official 5th story per say, just take it as me dumping all the
ideas I had for the series’ possible future throughout 2012-4. But if you
want to consider it as an official 5th story unironicaly, be my
guest.
- There were also planned characters
(which were all scrapped) i.e. Bonzil who was an iguana who was intended
to appear in the 3rd one and accompany R&S, Crunch, a robot
who looks quite “Clank” from the game series “Ratchet and Clank” who was
meant to appear alongside Bonzil (Crunch was referenced in the 2nd
book), Orenix, who is a tall, slender, orange-like creature who was originally
part of Dr.Cruel’s army but betrayed him (if memory serves correctly),
Orenix was also a guy who could do magic.
- One of the reasons I canned the
Ratchet and Sinro series is because I didn’t know how it would end. Too
many retconned scenarios as well.
- I’m not going to make a full
version of this story or let alone make a 6th instalment. Be
happy with what you have.
That’s
all from me!
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